Always expect this…
(collected from many years of knowing people)
ARIES
Always expect an ARIES to give you advice about everything in the known universe.
TAURUS
Always expect a TAURUS to live way beyond their financial means.
GEMINI
Always expect a GEMINI to share their life story with you and then disappear into the night.
CANCER
Always expect a CANCER to be really strange.
LEO
Always expect a LEO to have great hair and a pocket full of secrets. Also, expect them to deny they have an ego problem.
VIRGO
Always expect a VIRGO to explain in great detail why YOU are wrong.
LIBRA
Always expect a LIBRA to be better dressed then you.
SCORPIO
Always expect a SCORPIO to do the opposite of what you expected them to do.
SAGITTARIUS
Always expect a SAGITTARIUS to say the wrong thing at the worst time.
CAPRICORN
Always expect a CAPRICORN to believe they are more intelligent than you.
AQUARIUS
Always expect an AQUARIUS to be super busy doing things. (even if there is nothing to do)
PISCES
Always expect a PISCES to forget 85% of everything.
—————————————————————————————by SG 2011
YUP…Im a Cancer….that explains it
haha – Well, strange is not necessarily a bad thing! Some of my best friends have been the strangest in the bunch.
..oh, and Libra, it’s okay if the cotton has a LOW thread count.
Aries, please sit still and shut up
Taurus, step away from the dip
Gemini, no more coffee for you.
Cancer, they didn’t mean it
Leo, …hello Leo!!…ah never mind
Virgo, way TOO MANY vitamins
Scorpio, stop screaming at strangers
Sagittarius, for god sake stick to something
Capricorn, finish this sentence “I feel…” come on, you can do it.
Aquarius, stop letting strangers crash on our sofa
Pisces, yes it IS stealing if you borrow it without asking
OMG! This is so perfect!
great match ups!!!
what…………?
Did you forget what you just read? hahaha
you should see my credit card balances AND limits!!foolish people LOL – no really i do pay them off in full everymonth. btw no libra has ever been better dressed than me. thanks for the astology lesson. LOL
What a good Taurus! lol (unless you are trying to fool me and you are the BEST dressed Libra out there.)
naw – i AM a taurus
Love your Signs Steve
and yes, I’m always busy… Hahaha, if there’s nothing to do, I’ll create something to do. Boredom doesn’t fair well with me. You must have a little Aquarian in you tooo…. LOL, love ya 
I am influenced by Aquarians because there are so many of them flying around me at the speed of light. lol In Astrology, we are not the best match, but for some reason, I find the Aquarian personality interesting. Part of the appeal might be in the emotional coolness and control you guys have, it counter balances my emotions that are always overheating. Thanks for reading this again Dani. (Originally I posted it on MySpace years ago)
Haha…well at least us Aquarians are busy ! The only one I differ on in particular is Sagittarius..the ones i have known..men…were very articulate and apt to say the right thing ? It could be chance…lol..
It must be chance because usually they do not think before they speak. I am always amazed at the things a Sagittarius will blurt out. They are not known for ‘sugar coating’ anything! lol
I do NOT have an ego problem! BRB, gotta go buy more mirrors for the house.
I’m not bothered by your ego, Larry. . . I just want to know about your dirty little secrets.