Before I had finished my first cup of morning coffee, a small unleashed dog ran across our property and stopped in front of the metal gate leading into our backyard where it was greeted, snout to snout, by Sabrina and Rocky, our two large and territorial dogs. As expected, a frenzied and noisy canine gang fight immediately ensued through the openings in the gate.
As I rushed to intervene and separate our angry and emotional dogs from the furry trespasser, the unleashed dog’s female owner appeared and I yelled to her, “You need to keep your dog on a fucking leash!” Next, the woman sternly informed me the pet had escaped from its yard and was running away from being captured. She picked up her dog and began to exit our property when she abruptly stopped, turned towards me and said, “FUCK YOU!”
TODAY’S VALUABLE LIFE LESSON IS: Apparently, “Fuck you!” is 2013’s modern translation for “I’m sorry.”