Always expect this…
(collected from many years of knowing people)
Always expect an ARIES to give you advice about everything in the known universe.
Always expect a TAURUS to live way beyond their financial means.
Always expect a GEMINI to share their life story with you and then disappear into the night.
Always expect a CANCER to be really strange.
Always expect a LEO to have great hair and a pocket full of secrets. Also, expect them to deny they have an ego problem.
Always expect a VIRGO to explain in great detail why YOU are wrong.
Always expect a LIBRA to be better dressed then you.
Always expect a SCORPIO to do the opposite of what you expected them to do.
Always expect a SAGITTARIUS to say the wrong thing at the worst time.
Always expect a CAPRICORN to believe they are more intelligent than you.
Always expect an AQUARIUS to be super busy doing things. (even if there is nothing to do)
Always expect a PISCES to forget 85% of everything.