Here are a few of my unnoticed tweets from over the years. I have about thirty collective followers (between two twitter accounts), one person is dead, another is myself and the rest are anti-twitter people who opened an account for no apparent reason in the known world.
Oh wait, I do have one active follower who tweets obsessively about the Jodi Arias trial and “once” on my Eyeronics account, Cher accidentally replied to my reply to her reply on a tweet about Donald Trump. Yep, I’m seriously rockin’ it on the Twitterverse….
Some people are like bananas. If you keep them around long enough they develop rotten spots!
— StevenGoth.com (@StevenGoth) May 11, 2009
Twitter must be awful for those people who never know when to stop talking.
— StevenGoth.com (@StevenGoth) July 3, 2009
Starbucks is my God.
— Eyeronics (@Eyeronics) April 12, 2012
My most productive part of the day is when I am thinking about being productive.
— Eyeronics (@Eyeronics) April 17, 2012
When telemarketers or collection agencies call you, talk to them like they just called a sex hotline!They will hang up!
— StevenGoth.com (@StevenGoth) October 28, 2009
If freedom of (hate) speech is protected by the constitution then freedom to NOT hear it should be protected too!
— StevenGoth.com (@StevenGoth) October 12, 2010
It’s not who you know, but what you know about them, that gives you real power!
— StevenGoth.com (@StevenGoth) October 15, 2010
I am searching the house for spare change to buy a mocha from Starbucks, yet I’m wearing a $9,700 diamond ring….I feel so American.
— Eyeronics (@Eyeronics) April 18, 2012
People are catty and nasty when it comes to other people being beautiful. Jealousy, however, looks just as ugly on everybody!
— Eyeronics (@Eyeronics) April 25, 2012
Sitting here at the computer. . . wondering why I am sitting here.Before the Internet, I did not have this problem.
— StevenGoth.com (@StevenGoth) December 17, 2011
While shopping this afternoon, I wondered how many people in the mall were hoarders and slept with dead cats.
— StevenGoth.com (@StevenGoth) March 24, 2013
Stop calling me cold-hearted!I’d rather be referred to as “winterish.”
— StevenGoth.com (@StevenGoth) March 25, 2013
I’ve been having a mid-life crisis for 20 years, so unless you’ve found the fountain of youth, don’t fuck with me ASSHOLE!
— StevenGoth.com (@StevenGoth) March 27, 2013
Our dog lies next to a pile of his own shit and waits for flies to come by…then he eats them. True story.
— Eyeronics (@Eyeronics) April 28, 2012
Just another day in the life of a gay…likefighting the demonic evangelicals who fear marriage equality will devour their souls.
— Eyeronics (@Eyeronics) May 12, 2012
In the end, we are all just piles of dust that cause people to sneeze.We do live on after all…..
— Eyeronics (@Eyeronics) June 11, 2012
The majority should never vote on discrimination issues of the minority. That’s like asking a cat to take care of your pet mouse.
— Eyeronics (@Eyeronics) July 27, 2012
It’s a wonderful spring morning in the northern hemisphere and we get another chance to watch mankind fuck everything up.
— StevenGoth.com (@StevenGoth) March 28, 2013